You know what?
I am the laziest carnt you'll ever meet in relation to hunting girls.
I'm a massive smartarse, but am quite socially awkward.
I'm kinda fat, but lost a bit of weight from the past.
I don't really like talking to people who I haven't met before.
When I'm pissed, I love to fuck with new people and am one of the most immature carnts you'll ever meet..
I smash beers continuously, and love nothing more than sinking a few tinnies.
I don't like fights, but am regularly targetted by short wogs who think they're tough.
I have 3 t-shirts, 2 singlets, 2 pairs of jeans and 4 pairs of shorts and only wear this, in the same combinations.
I have shit all self confidence and believe that I'm an ugly fat fucker.
Deespite this, I regularly get girls, with no effort from myself. Infact, I cannot remember the last time where I have gone out of my way to try and get with a girl all night, even though I collect stats on the regular.
Girls want me, but most of the time I can't even be bothered.
I am an alpha male.
You fucking wish you were me, don't yah?