Me

You know what?
I am the laziest carnt you'll ever meet in relation to hunting girls.
I'm a massive smartarse, but am quite socially awkward.
I'm kinda fat, but lost a bit of weight from the past.
I don't really like talking to people who I haven't met before.
When I'm pissed, I love to fuck with new people and am one of the most immature carnts you'll ever meet..
I smash beers continuously, and love nothing more than sinking a few tinnies.
I don't like fights, but am regularly targetted by short wogs who think they're tough.
I have 3 t-shirts, 2 singlets, 2 pairs of jeans and 4 pairs of shorts and only wear this, in the same combinations.
I have shit all self confidence and believe that I'm an ugly fat fucker.

Deespite this, I regularly get girls, with no effort from myself. Infact, I cannot remember the last time where I have gone out of my way to try and get with a girl all night, even though I collect stats on the regular.

Girls want me, but most of the time I can't even be bothered.
I am an alpha male.
 You fucking wish you were me, don't yah?

YO

What's happening?
Haven't been on in a while but felt like punching something out just to keep it going (and some carnt on OHH told me to - Dunno who it was though)

Shit that's happened since last time;
- Bought a car
-Got a job delivering pizzas
-Went with mates away to a farm, and just smashed beers and thrashed our cars
-Crashed my car
-Got a new job at Mcdonalds
-Got fucken bored of uni

MY LITTLE KEYSTYLE

 MY NAME IS DIM,
AND I AM THE KING,
I PUNCH ON WITH ANYBODY,
AND I ALWAYS WIN,
BIND IS A FAG,

AND SO IS TRILL,
I STEAL PIES DAILY,
OFF THEIR WINDOW SILLS.

I SEE THEM IN THE STREET,
AND START TO ARK UP,
BUT THEY BITCH IT TO MY FACE,
COS IM A HARD KHUNT.

SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY DR BINDER FTF AND TRILLY TUESDAY,
UP IN THE BITCH BOYS, NOBODY EVER GONNA BRING US DOWN.

TRILLY TUESDAY.COM
EVERY WEEK A NEW VIDEO IS RELEASED.
TELL HIM I SENT YAH,
AND IF I EVER SEE HIM ON THE STREET,
I'LL BUY HIM A METCARD AND A BEER.
OUT.

What's up carnts?

Gday.
What's doing.
I haven't had a yarn on here in a while but I'm back now.

So in the last 6 months I've:
Finished school. Fucken stoked.
Got my license - Still needa buy a car, but been driving my parents.
Been on schoolies - Fucken loved it, best time of my life.
Gotten fat - Too many beers, kebabs, pizzas and chips. - Needa lose this shit.Footy training starts tonight again.
Decided that I'm going to work in/travel the USA in 2013. - Need Kajsh (FUCK YOU TRILL YOU DOG, DON'T READ MY BLOG) for this though.
Realised I know alotta sexy bitches.
Realised I need a job. - hard to get hired ya know farken.

And a fair bit more shit.
I'm also gonna try update this a bit more on the regularity.
Peace.

Yo

Yo sorry I haven't put anything up in a while, I've been busy, lazy and had a broken laptop.
Been out a fair bit last few weeks, but untill recently I was dissapointed with the lack of available female pune.

Females who are taken;
1)Shouldn't talk to me
2)Shouldn't sit on my lap
3)Should carry something that shows they are taken.
[strike]4) Should fuck their boyfriends off and suck my dick [/strike]


But yeah, I'm back now, in the good books with my laptop running good again.
Going to a 170 people 18th next Saturday, then a 250+ open house on a farm fucken 2 hours from my house the next week, then another 170 people 18th preceded on teh weekend by a 200 or so that I don't even know.

Fuck school true?

Birthdays/

Recently on my facebook, events have been exploding out of control with a large number of 18ths coming up.

Now whilst these are a while away, it's looking up to being a fucken great 2 months or so, as I get pissed continuously for a number of weeks.

Add in school holidays coming up, (which is the last break for work I'll have untill the start of November,) it's looking to be a very messy few months.

Hopefully I can bring some stories and experiences out of it for all you gronks.

Have a farken gud one braah.

Whats teh deal for real?

Been depressed the last few days for a variety of reasons.

1)I fucked up my exam - bad.
Like 7 marks before it's marked are gone as the pric took time off our exam. I've been in a shit mood since this happened.

2)Realised I don't have a chance with someone.
You don't care.
I don't care anymore.

3)Money.
I have none.
I owe someone $180, who expects payments tomorow.
I have already borrowed $500 off my mum for something with school.

4)Ability to not find a job.
I got rejected from some mad job last week, and whilst I got pissed that night to cope, I still feel shit.

5)Other shit (school)
Over it.

I just feel empty, almost like I'm wasting my time.
Straight up can't be fucked with anything.
Stay cool.