Me

You know what?
I am the laziest carnt you'll ever meet in relation to hunting girls.
I'm a massive smartarse, but am quite socially awkward.
I'm kinda fat, but lost a bit of weight from the past.
I don't really like talking to people who I haven't met before.
When I'm pissed, I love to fuck with new people and am one of the most immature carnts you'll ever meet..
I smash beers continuously, and love nothing more than sinking a few tinnies.
I don't like fights, but am regularly targetted by short wogs who think they're tough.
I have 3 t-shirts, 2 singlets, 2 pairs of jeans and 4 pairs of shorts and only wear this, in the same combinations.
I have shit all self confidence and believe that I'm an ugly fat fucker.

Deespite this, I regularly get girls, with no effort from myself. Infact, I cannot remember the last time where I have gone out of my way to try and get with a girl all night, even though I collect stats on the regular.

Girls want me, but most of the time I can't even be bothered.
I am an alpha male.
 You fucking wish you were me, don't yah?

YO

What's happening?
Haven't been on in a while but felt like punching something out just to keep it going (and some carnt on OHH told me to - Dunno who it was though)

Shit that's happened since last time;
- Bought a car
-Got a job delivering pizzas
-Went with mates away to a farm, and just smashed beers and thrashed our cars
-Crashed my car
-Got a new job at Mcdonalds
-Got fucken bored of uni

Attn: Victorians.

Under the proposed legislation, people could be fined close to $240 for language that is considered indecent or offensive.

Attorney-General Robert Clark says the changes mean police will not have to use the courts to deal with people who use bad language.

"We're going to be confirming the power of police to issue on-the-spot infringement notices for these sorts of offences, which will free up police resources," he said.

"It will also enable them to more effectively act against the sort of loud-mouthed, obnoxious behaviour that can make going out to public places unpleasant for other members of the public."
 http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/31/3231331.htm?section=justin

Basically, this is [strike]bullshit[/strike] poo.


Oppinions?