1.	Snake	566 up, 151 down
	1. A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it. 2. A snitch. 1. Man that snake cheated me out of $220 2. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

Hmm.

I could get angry.
I could lash out and do something.

But fuck it, every dog has his day.

Please respond to my inbox you fucking dog.

...

Fuck you mate.
It's bullshit and you know it.

Nice guys finish last.

It's fucking true.
I'm too nice and cunts take advantage of me.
I put myself out there, and do fuckin' anything for anyone, am the calmest person you'll ever met, and am respectfull and quite as fuck, and what do I get back?
Fucking nothing.

People talk shit.
People use me.
I'm always their last concern.
I get rejected, or miss out on anything I go up for.
I never get shit my way.

And what do I do?
Fucking nothing.
I sit back quitely.
I put on a smile, and punch through it, then get home and can't sleep because I'm thinking a way to overcome it.
Or what I should have done different for a different outcome.
Or what I'm gonna do next time.
Or what I'm gonna say to the cunt.

But nothing comes of it.

Maybe I should become an arsehole?
And just be a prick to people.
Like those cunts who get up in life.
Who people want to be.

Yeah, that's what I'll do.

FUCK YOU ALL.

Working?

Me

You know what?
I am the laziest carnt you'll ever meet in relation to hunting girls.
I'm a massive smartarse, but am quite socially awkward.
I'm kinda fat, but lost a bit of weight from the past.
I don't really like talking to people who I haven't met before.
When I'm pissed, I love to fuck with new people and am one of the most immature carnts you'll ever meet..
I smash beers continuously, and love nothing more than sinking a few tinnies.
I don't like fights, but am regularly targetted by short wogs who think they're tough.
I have 3 t-shirts, 2 singlets, 2 pairs of jeans and 4 pairs of shorts and only wear this, in the same combinations.
I have shit all self confidence and believe that I'm an ugly fat fucker.

Deespite this, I regularly get girls, with no effort from myself. Infact, I cannot remember the last time where I have gone out of my way to try and get with a girl all night, even though I collect stats on the regular.

Girls want me, but most of the time I can't even be bothered.
I am an alpha male.
 You fucking wish you were me, don't yah?

YO

What's happening?
Haven't been on in a while but felt like punching something out just to keep it going (and some carnt on OHH told me to - Dunno who it was though)

Shit that's happened since last time;
- Bought a car
-Got a job delivering pizzas
-Went with mates away to a farm, and just smashed beers and thrashed our cars
-Crashed my car
-Got a new job at Mcdonalds
-Got fucken bored of uni

MY LITTLE KEYSTYLE

 MY NAME IS DIM,
AND I AM THE KING,
I PUNCH ON WITH ANYBODY,
AND I ALWAYS WIN,
BIND IS A FAG,

AND SO IS TRILL,
I STEAL PIES DAILY,
OFF THEIR WINDOW SILLS.

I SEE THEM IN THE STREET,
AND START TO ARK UP,
BUT THEY BITCH IT TO MY FACE,
COS IM A HARD KHUNT.

SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY DR BINDER FTF AND TRILLY TUESDAY,
UP IN THE BITCH BOYS, NOBODY EVER GONNA BRING US DOWN.

TRILLY TUESDAY.COM
EVERY WEEK A NEW VIDEO IS RELEASED.
TELL HIM I SENT YAH,
AND IF I EVER SEE HIM ON THE STREET,
I'LL BUY HIM A METCARD AND A BEER.
OUT.

What's up carnts?

Gday.
What's doing.
I haven't had a yarn on here in a while but I'm back now.

So in the last 6 months I've:
Finished school. Fucken stoked.
Got my license - Still needa buy a car, but been driving my parents.
Been on schoolies - Fucken loved it, best time of my life.
Gotten fat - Too many beers, kebabs, pizzas and chips. - Needa lose this shit.Footy training starts tonight again.
Decided that I'm going to work in/travel the USA in 2013. - Need Kajsh (FUCK YOU TRILL YOU DOG, DON'T READ MY BLOG) for this though.
Realised I know alotta sexy bitches.
Realised I need a job. - hard to get hired ya know farken.

And a fair bit more shit.
I'm also gonna try update this a bit more on the regularity.
Peace.

Yo

Yo sorry I haven't put anything up in a while, I've been busy, lazy and had a broken laptop.
Been out a fair bit last few weeks, but untill recently I was dissapointed with the lack of available female pune.

Females who are taken;
1)Shouldn't talk to me
2)Shouldn't sit on my lap
3)Should carry something that shows they are taken.
[strike]4) Should fuck their boyfriends off and suck my dick [/strike]


But yeah, I'm back now, in the good books with my laptop running good again.
Going to a 170 people 18th next Saturday, then a 250+ open house on a farm fucken 2 hours from my house the next week, then another 170 people 18th preceded on teh weekend by a 200 or so that I don't even know.

Fuck school true?

Birthdays/

Recently on my facebook, events have been exploding out of control with a large number of 18ths coming up.

Now whilst these are a while away, it's looking up to being a fucken great 2 months or so, as I get pissed continuously for a number of weeks.

Add in school holidays coming up, (which is the last break for work I'll have untill the start of November,) it's looking to be a very messy few months.

Hopefully I can bring some stories and experiences out of it for all you gronks.

Have a farken gud one braah.

Whats teh deal for real?

Been depressed the last few days for a variety of reasons.

1)I fucked up my exam - bad.
Like 7 marks before it's marked are gone as the pric took time off our exam. I've been in a shit mood since this happened.

2)Realised I don't have a chance with someone.
You don't care.
I don't care anymore.

3)Money.
I have none.
I owe someone $180, who expects payments tomorow.
I have already borrowed $500 off my mum for something with school.

4)Ability to not find a job.
I got rejected from some mad job last week, and whilst I got pissed that night to cope, I still feel shit.

5)Other shit (school)
Over it.

I just feel empty, almost like I'm wasting my time.
Straight up can't be fucked with anything.
Stay cool.

My weekend.

I finished school on Thursday, and have a 4 day weekend over these days, but I also have an exam on Tuesday which is fucking important.

Went to a mate's 18th last night, which was just everyone getting pissed, and munting, falling over all kids of shit.
Was pretty good.

And now I'm doing study for my exam.
Way too cbf.

Doctors?

I woke up this morning with a bloodshot red eye.
Now I don't smoke, although I did drink a little bit last night. (Vodka and coke, 2* Galliano and coke, 2 beers)
But I don't think that's what caused it.

I slept 8 hours last night in my own bed, and since then have not been punch in teh eye or anything.

Anybody know what's up?

Attn: Victorians.

Under the proposed legislation, people could be fined close to $240 for language that is considered indecent or offensive.

Attorney-General Robert Clark says the changes mean police will not have to use the courts to deal with people who use bad language.

"We're going to be confirming the power of police to issue on-the-spot infringement notices for these sorts of offences, which will free up police resources," he said.

"It will also enable them to more effectively act against the sort of loud-mouthed, obnoxious behaviour that can make going out to public places unpleasant for other members of the public."
 http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/31/3231331.htm?section=justin

Basically, this is [strike]bullshit[/strike] poo.


Oppinions?

Nothing to write about.

What's doing?
Sorry I haven't updated in a bit, I've been sick as a fuckin dog, and been busy with school and all kindsa shit.
I also have had nothing exciting happen, meaning I have had nothing to write about.

I need fucking money.
I cannot find a job.
I need to earn atleast $180 in the next month, as I am in debt, aswell as a fuckload for my end of school trip.
So has anyone got any ideas for me to earn cash?
I've tried bloody everything, and I always end up spending it before I can get a rreasonable amount.
Please help me, I'm desperate.

Hows it going? 4

What's doing gronks.
Haven't had a write in a while so I thought I'd just chuck up a quick summary of a weekend previously occuring.

I had a mates 18th on a Friday (Gotta get down) night, so after school we grabbed some beers and went to the pub for a bit for pre's.
When we rocked up, we where asked who we were buying beers for, so we knew something was up as I regularily rock down with a number of 17 year olds and they just let us go.
It turns out that they thought only 1 of our group of about 10 were underage, and thus we gave him shit about it for the next hour or so as we drank piss and kicked back with schnitzels watching the races and f'ing around with the tab.
We then got a lift down to the party, were we proceded to drink for a few hours, have a kb, chat to some girls and do general shit.

At about 1.00 everyone got booted out because people wanted to sleep, so we walked down the street towards the main road for a cab with about 10 people when a maxi-taxi drove towards us.
Now we hadn't orderd it, but we dropped the kid who hads name, and got in.
Maxi taxis only have 8 passeenger seats, but everyone needed to get home so at this point there were about 10 in it.

We took off, and stopped 10 metres later, as people from the party were standing all over the road.
At this point we saw some mroe people who lived near us, so we opened the door and told more people to get, which caused the numbers to rise to about 21. The taxi driver then told us that we had too many people in, and some would have to get out, now since nobody wanted to wait for another taxi, we told him no, and proceded to punch his taxis roof, walls and windows.
At this point, another person who lived near us walked out of the party, and because the driver had closed the door, the kid ran from teh house, and dived through the open window landing on our laps.

The taxi driver realised at this point that we werent getting out, adn proceded to drive towards our destination.

For the next 15 minutes, we punched the windows, roof, walls, sang and just generally f'd around,

When we arrived at the 7-11 near our house, we stopped, and around 15 of us got out, and started shaking the taxi, and had it rocking pretty hard.
Some other boys stole his spare tire, and throught it under the taxis wheel, causing him to drive over it.

We had some fun with the local 7-11 owners, recieved free food and slurpees, then when we heard police sirens, legged it aroudn the streets, before going home.

Was a good night.

Keep reading gronks.

If something isn't broke, don't try fix it.

F*** metro.
Why would you change the bloody train timetable?
It was fine before.

Now it takes me 15 more minutes to get home a day.
All because you moved my train back 6 minutes.

Hows it going? 3

So I didn't end up going to the 50th, because I would have got their son "too drunk" and "stopped him from doing his job"
I ended up going to an 18th at a pub instead. I had a few beers and had a good night.

The kid who's 18th it was bought the first round.
I can not stand this shit.

YOU DO NOT BUY SHIT FOR OTHERS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

At home now kicking back, watching [u]Restrepo the deadliest outpost.[/u]

Looking forward to my first sleep in (past 7.10) this week.

Stay gronking.

Hows it going? 2

Do not have much to say at the moment.
Went to the pub last night, had a pizza few brewskies and a bet.
Didn't go to bad btu nothing special happened.

Played my first game of footy.
Got like 3 kicks, played ruck/HBF and almost kicked a goal.
Couple of punch ons, but nothing serious.
Cannot wait for next week.

I have a 50th birthday tonight, so I'll try to find some funny shit to write about.

The funniest thing I saw today.

Ok, so this morning when I was going to school I was at the main train station in Melbourne.
My train pulled up and as people wanted to get to where they were going, we all stood around the door.
Now I don't know what the customs are where you live, but in Melbourne it's customary to wait for people to get off the train before you get on.
This one lady didn't agree, and as soon as the door opened she tried to push her way on.
A man who was trying to get off didn't like this, and as a result started walking, acting as though he hadn't seen her.
He walked straight into her, and bumped her off the train, then kept on walking, as she stood there embarrased.

Haha rude lady.

Keeep reading Gronks.